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Some Jokes
By Rutagengwa Claude Shema
Regional Coordinator
Great Lakes Peace Initiative (GLPI)
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What is the difference between a camel and a diplomat? A
camel can work two weeks without drinking, whereas a diplomat can
drink two weeks without working. Apart from that they are quite
similar.
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A man went to see an ophthalmologist and complained that he
was short-sighted. The doctor took him outside, pointed upward and
asked, "what do you see there?" "The sun," the man replied. The
eye doctor asked, "How far do you want to see!?"
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A teenaged boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes
was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like
this but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with
them."
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