A 65 Year-old woman Had a Baby

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman had a baby. All her relatives came to visit to meet the newest member of their family. When they asked to see the baby, the elderly mother said, "Not yet." A little later they asked to see the baby again. Again the mother said, "Not yet."

Finally they asked, "When can we see the baby?" 

The mother said, "I have to wait until he gets hungry and cries."

They asked, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?" 

The new mother said, "I forgot where I put him."

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